I made myself a promise not to blog about anthropocentric global warming or AGW so I shall not mention it much except to say that it looking less likely everyday that the foolish measures to fix it are not going to be implemented.
Since it was all a giant scam to bleed us dry of every penny we had into the hands of a very few men just what are they going to do to replace what evil scheme will they dream up to get richer than Croesus, somebody has already suggested instead of Carbon trades maybe it should be Cod trades over limited fisheries rights but that really isn’t grand enough and doesn’t sound remotely scary. So what next Asteroids, Comets, Aliens, giant mutant lesbian Polar bears, you tell me? Nothing is too evil or fantastic a scenario as long as it involves a way the public is scared and there is lots of money in it.
Knotted prop Blog 
Hi Crown
I just had to hop in and say hello. I like the blog. As you may censor out anthropogenic global warming, I’ll say humanity’s tentative thermal attrocity (HTTA).
It’s quite cold in SW England for this time of year but that’s HTTA for you….LOL.
Bye for now…..catch you all later.
Welcome.
I found the perfect youtube posting to deal with jerks…
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This looks interesting
Here’s another nice one for your perusal:
http://www.othieves.com/art_political.html
It’s from the guy who did the three minute philosophies
Crown,
Geek with a 45, has an analytical essay up allong the same lines as this thread.
http://geekwitha45.blogspot.com/
Here’s a frightening one for you.
The uncontrolled spread of “Estuary English”
Chav English.
Woss rong wiv dat m8. Me an mii crue orl speex chav. Yue mus be takin th piss innit.
fuk dis fukin bolox
Asbo Dave
Wht about cod-pieces ? ‘grin)
I’ve got a plague of frogs at the moment – they keep committing mass suicide in the pool! Any suggestions?
How about pollinator decline?
They’d have to set up a bee exchange. Bees are cheap at the moment so I might have a punt on that one 😉
amanda we should hook him up with sherlock’s special polar bear masseuse.
Yes well that’s the other mutancy that I neglected to mention. The girl bears (which they would have to be, wouldn’t they?) extract Al Gore’s DNA before they actually eat him. Gosh this is getting Gorier by the minute. I think we ought to end this hypothesis before we get reported!
My money’s on the giant mutant lesbian polar bears, who will overrun the planet within a decade. In terms of dinner, their favourite thing is Al Gore marinated, then roasted to perfection. Which is ironic, really. (Al Gore is so big now that if you divvy him up intelligently, you can keep several families of polar bears happy for a number of years.)
Nice touch the eating Al Gore bit. The cubs would need to be adopted unless memoryvaults breeding experiments somehow worked.
Anthropogenic Ocean Acidification.
Or squirrels.
Ok the first is crazy the second is more than plausible. They will conquer us all and make us work in the nut mines.
Ozboy, my friend, you are out of date; Ocean Acidification theme fizzled out two months ago. Squirrels it is.