Archive for May, 2011

The latest from the DT…
Liberal tv Shocker
Proof that Bert and Ernie are part of a global left wing communists homosexual conspiracy to corrupt the minds of children everywhere.
Bert and Ernie started out their lives in the USSR as Nikolai and Ivan part of an ensemble cast of players in the children’s show Great Unifying Leader And General Stalin. They soon came to the attention of the KGB for their homosexual proclivities and were quickly persuaded to serve the mother land or be castrated, choosing patriotism they agreed to become sleeper agents in the USA with the code names Bertski and Ernski.
Many years would pass but they finally received their activation orders when it was discovered that the entire main stream media were all sleeper agents for the KGB.
Quickly a diabolical plan was hatched to propagandized the children of Amerika and Sesame Street was born.
Fortunately the CIA had been monitoring the situation and after first rejecting using the show to sell crack to minors to fund small wars around the globe, decided to place an agent on the show code named “Cokie Monster”, fortunately changed during the Reagan years and his anti drug crusade to “Cookie Monster”.
It has taken many years of patient evidence gathering to finally have these disgusting preverts arrested and after some gratuitous water boarding now reside in Guantanamo bay prison.

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Well I’m not sure how many of you are blessed with teenage daughters but I can assure they attract the wrong sort of vermin otherwise known as boyfriends. Having once chased one off before from a step daughter and seeing him dangle from a second story window as he tried to make his getaway my own daughter has reached that delicate age where I need advice on the best way to deter this vermin.
I have thought about bear traps but in the dark and sleepy you are just as likely to get snagged yourself. Cleaning a shotgun in front of them only works for a few hours any ideas?

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Ozboy has posted a rather interesting article on animal welfare…
However just to annoy the animal welfare nuts and veggies out there what I want to hear from you is what is your favourite dish made with dead animals the more exotic the better?
For me nothing beats Venison pan seared steaks than slow roasted in an oven.

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Okay so it’s the end of the world again and I have to ask that any of you who are without sin and born again too drop me a line from Heaven and let me know how you and the other 5 people are doing.
Well we know it’s unlikely to happen at all thanks to the fact that all religion is probably total hokum and snake oil and I say this as an born again Atheist Wotanist Druid.
Anyhow the Mayans said it was going to be 2012 Dec 21st when we align with the Galactic core, this is also when the planet Nibiru approaches Earth.
I would also like to hear you left behind sinners on why you were not raptured into heaven did you lust after your neighbours ass?

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Race and beauty?

An article in the science section of the Daily Telegraph Science section… Beauty pointed out a less than scientific survey which claimed that black women were slightly less attractive than their rivals elsewhere.

Now I’m not claiming this is true but it has gotten me thinking how do you rate the general attractiveness of people of other races yourselves personally. Be honest or are you attracted to other qualities such as humour, intelligence, temperament and looks is secondary but being human and generally visual animals I know it’s mainly looks we judge on at least initially.
As my missus is Vietnamese I can safely say I think they are some of the prettiest women on the planet.
So are some races just plain ugly do you just prefer your own race? I’m making a point here I’m not saying better or superior here but I have seen people in this world that could curdle milk.

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Well had the time to check out the flooding on the Mighty Muddy himself, lot’s of buildings submerged down on Presidents island and unfortunately there are few places left open to the public where a good camera shot can be taken but I have tried my best. Trying to take pictures as the sun is going down was probably not a good move.

Ol’ man river,
Dat ol’ man river
He mus’know sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’,
He jes’keeps rollin’
He keeps on rollin’ along.

He don’ plant taters/tators,
He don’t plant cotton,
An’ dem dat plants’em
Is soon forgotten,
But ol’man river,
He jes keeps rollin’along.

You an’me, we sweat an’ strain,
Body all achin’ an’ racket wid pain,
Tote dat barge!
Lif’ dat bale!
Git a little drunk
An’ you land in jail.

Ah gits weary
An’ sick of tryin’
Ah’m tired of livin’
An’ skeered of dyin’,
But ol’ man river,
He jes’keeps rolling’ along.

[Colored folks work on de Mississippi,
Colored folks work while de white folks play,
Pullin’ dose boats from de dawn to sunset,
Gittin’ no rest till de judgement day.
Or musical part]
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/paul_robeson/ol_man_river.html ]
Don’t look up
An’ don’t look down,
You don’ dast make
De white boss frown.
Bend your knees
An’bow your head,
An’ pull date rope
Until you’ dead.)

Let me go ‘way from the Mississippi,
Let me go ‘way from de white man boss;
Show me dat stream called de river Jordan,
Dat’s de ol’ stream dat I long to cross.

O’ man river,
Dat ol’ man river,
He mus’know sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’
He jes’ keeps rollin’
He keeps on rollin’ along.

Long ol’ river forever keeps rollin’ on…

He don’ plant tater,
He don’ plant cotton,
An’ dem dat plants ’em
Is soon forgotten,
But ol’ man river,
He jes’ keeps rollin’ along.

Long ol’ river keeps hearing dat song.
You an’ me, we sweat an’ strain,
Body all achin an’ racked wid pain.
Tote dat barge!
Lif’ dat bale!
Git a little drunk
An’ you land in jail.

Ah, gits weary
An’ sick of tryin’
Ah’m tired of livin’
An’ skeered of dyin’,
But ol’ man river,
He jes’keeps rollin’ along!

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Heritage songs?

Since I enjoy annoying liberals/progressive PC types that try to destroy a persons heritage because they are white. I shall now post a few songs to celebrate the heritage of my adopted homeland the Confederacy. While I personally think a war to keep slavery is abhorrent as is slavery itself you do tend to get sick and tired of them trying to banish it from history.
This is not the only point behind this blog as I want it to be a celebration of anyone’s heritage warts and all, good and bad and that is best done through song. So do you have any songs that reinforce your own cultural stereotypes from your area or country the funnier the better.
Also national anthems about smiting your enemies are good as well.


So go for it.

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Well maybe not exactly see the article in the Daily Telegraph….

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