Emoticons and Journalists.

I have been thinking lately which is never a good idea and come up with two questions.

1) Are the yellow emoticons everyone takes for granted inherently racist?

2) If it takes an infinite number of monkeys typing randomly on a keyboard to come up with the entire works of Shakespeare, would it take one drunken monkey half an hour to come up with the garbage your average “left leaning, politician ass kissing” western journalist produces?








Well thinking about the culture here in the USA has got me to pondering a simple question, has the American propensity for spoiling children and sparing the rod or any other meaningful chastisement for the last 40 years, led to increased gun ownership as people now have to protect themselves from the result of that policy.

I mean think about it you raise children with no boundaries at home or school then you wonder why a large percentage of them end up committing crimes, doing drugs or are pretty much useless human beings.  So thanks to an increase in violent crimes their parents caused by not smacking them, later on in life they get shot by people defending themselves or the police.

So do Americans have themselves to blame for their own crime problem, of course it’s probably more complicated than that everything is really but when they elected a community organizer twice in a row you really have to wonder about about the culture and whats wrong with it.  They had a perfectly good republic and yet they voted it away into oblivion.




Well now that Mary Jane is now legally sold here for recreational use and taxed at close to 30% the Mile High City has now been aptly named twice.

So in honour of this I am grabbing first dibs on the name Bill and Ben’s for the name of a store just in case, so here is some entertainment for all you stoner’s out there.












Must be something in the water but they don’t make them like this anymore.

Predictions for 2014.

There will be war somewhere probably caused by our beloved leaders in pursuit of money power and control, hundreds of thousands will meet their end because of this.

The rich will get richer and the poor poorer this will all be the fault of the poor for being useless eaters.

The Daily Telegraph UK will increase censorship of free speech to such a point that no one will bother to read them or their blogs anymore.

Space Aliens will realize that they no longer have to hide anymore and will have more than enough volunteers for their probing from GLAAD and Stone Wall.

James Delingpole shall become an even better blogger and turn into a being of pure energy.

The economy will continue to suck until everyone realizes it’s time to tax the worlds Billionaires and large banks into oblivion.

Global warming will be shown yet again to be totally false yet Western leaders will pursue economic suicide all in the name of saving the planet.

Central banks will continue to print money at an increasing pace because what could possibly go wrong.

Europe and the USA shall be become increasingly more authoritarian but that’s a given really.

People in the West shall remain apathetic and do nothing yet again to fix things.

Elections in the West will become increasingly more rigged and corrupt.

Hollywood will run out of new ideas.

On TV there will be nothing worth watching unless it’s an episode of Cheaters, Bait Car or Maury Povich “whose the babies daddy episodes” and Game of Thrones and Dr Who and stories on Denver local news TV about Bakeries that make special cookies and brownies.





Merry Crimblemass one and all.



Tis the Season for the Cultists.







Why I Love the Rockies.


Notice the Viner on the tops.












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Land of the Free Canada.